There are a few people lingering around and I see Malena naked. She's tiny and weirdly proportioned. She's complaining quietly about how small she is. I notice huge metal things attached to her lower body and I ask her about it. She tells me she's been modifying her body. She shows me her legs. They've each been spliced in half length-wise and grafted to stainless steel. There's a Count Grevious look about her. I ask her if she did all this during her vacation and she says no. I wonder how I could've missed it. I tell her I was just talking to Susannah recently about body modification. "About how people are screwing horns into their heads. Nothing so extreme as what you're doing." I tell her I'll be right back and run into a building.
I walk along the hallway (that resembles more a school) and past several bathrooms. I walk through one and finally come to a door that reminds me of the break room. The sign over it says AREA and I see employees entering & leaving. I spot Paul Rudd with a group of familiar-looking people going into the room. He's making a wisecrack to a woman who isn't Leslie Mann. I follow them in along with a female coworker. She ushers one woman (Kristin Wiig) in with a pat on the butt. I joke to her that it's in appropriate and we all laugh. I tell her that it should be me harassing her and I show her my hand. Wiig makes a crack about it and we let them go on their way. The coworker and I head back and she makes a reference to Wiig. I try to repeat one of her lines from Knocked Up, "Yeah, I was really surprised, too." but can't nail her delivery. The coworker makes some reference I don't know and she tells me it's from SNL. "I don't watch that shit." I whisper, looking behind me to make sure no one heard me.
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