Susannah and I are handicapped and crawl to each other on the floor of an airport. As we embrace and kiss, another handicapped man in a suit crawls over us and disturbs us. We have an argument and I end up holding a barber's trimmer to his neck (we're both standing now). I quietly threaten him and describe what the tool could do to his throat. Unintentionally, I puncture his neck and he slumps to the floor bleeding. Quickly, my male companion and I produce a secret remedy - a white powder which we apply to his neck to stop the bleeding.

With the help of airport officials, we stage an event to cover up the incident. We someone narrates our version of events, we reenact it. Somewhere along the way, we try to get away from the officials with the help of a electronic guide to the airport.


Saturday, April 17th, 2005

I’m in a tiny WRFL-like radio station about to do a show. I’m queueing up some carts and can’t seem to find any music to play. The only CDs in front of me are a couple of Metallica bootlegs. I run into the main booth and grab a handful of heavy & light rotation CDs and run back, squeezing past David James and another DJ. Back at my console, I scramble to put something together.

Later…

I’m being escorted backstage to see a magician/psychic, someone like John Edward. I stand outside his dressing room and listen as his manager goes over his show with him.