I meet up w/ an African immigrant about getting him some citizenship paperwork. Since I've never done it before, I ask him how much he wants to spend. He tells me he has $80,000 to last him his first year here. I offer to do it for $2000 (knowing the going rate is $3000) since it's my first time. We talk about it about his work (he works at a bar).

After a montage of paperwork & dates going by, I finally get his paperwork after almost a year.