I'm staying at a friend's house when I spot several people snooping around in the back yard. I grab a BBQ fork and head outside with a female friend. They seem to be surveying the area and aren't happy about being told to leave.

A middle aged black man (who's not with the group) i also loitering and instead of leaving, he lies down in a neighbor's side porch to sleep. I tell him I'm calling the cops and head back inside. I ask Billy Sparks for the address of this house and start dialing 911. Now there's a burly blonde woman in the kitchen. I tell her to leave and she won't and I try to physically remove her. She resists and we wrestle to the ground while I shout into the phone for the police to come.