I'm in an old house needing to go to the bathroom.  The guest bathroom on the first floor is occupied so I head to Mike's room.  My grandmother rushes out as if she's been chased out.  I go in & ask Mike if I can use his bathroom.  He says yes and that I can even use the bathroom in the closet.  I go into the tiny bathroom and see that I have to aim really carefully to hit the tiny recepticle under the sink.  I notice there's a small bucket hanging under the sink and it has a turtle in it.  I move the bucket to the floor and see that there are a bunch of lizards in the "toilet."  I run out of the bathroom while more lizards drop from the ceiling & doorframe.  I yell at Mike about the lizards and he seems disbelieving.
    
    Friday, July 21, 2006
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