I'm in an old house needing to go to the bathroom. The guest bathroom on the first floor is occupied so I head to Mike's room. My grandmother rushes out as if she's been chased out. I go in & ask Mike if I can use his bathroom. He says yes and that I can even use the bathroom in the closet. I go into the tiny bathroom and see that I have to aim really carefully to hit the tiny recepticle under the sink. I notice there's a small bucket hanging under the sink and it has a turtle in it. I move the bucket to the floor and see that there are a bunch of lizards in the "toilet." I run out of the bathroom while more lizards drop from the ceiling & doorframe. I yell at Mike about the lizards and he seems disbelieving.
Friday, July 21, 2006
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