I'm in my bedroom looking for some lotion when several house hunters come up and start looking around. I go from irritated to enraged & tell everyone to get the hell out. They are slow to respond and I begin yelling and pulling on them. Now there are even more people and among them I spot a Corcoran agent. He tells me that he scheduled this open house and I scream at him and everyone else that this place is not for sale and that everyone has 10 minutes to leave before I call the cops.
I go into the bathroom and see some goth/punk teens climbing into the drop ceiling. I yell at them to get down and one jumps down. A girl drops down and almost hits her head on the bathtub faucet but I catch her. I proceed to catch each kid as they drop down.
I look out the window and see a foot of slow on the ground. I start planning the day, from shoveling the front porch to going out with Sofia.
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