Thursday, June 17th, 2004

I’m in a large and crowded school cafeteria. I’m trying to find a seat for Bart Simpson. I come across a table where the rest of the Simpson family (live action versions, not animated) are sitting and leave Bart there.

They ask me why I don’t sit down also and I tell them I have to make the rounds.

As I walk around greeting people at the tables, I run into Mandy Moore. She asks me something and I put my hand to the small of her back and reply, “Because you’re so cute.” I give her a quick kiss on the lips and she seems pleasantly surprised.

I look down the hall and see the Baldwin brothers coming my way. They get into a fight with a teacher or school official.